Monday, April 14, 2008
Add sheet!
I just made two important phone calls concerning job opportunities. The first was for a position called Trail Trekkers Head Instructor. This is where I would take junior high kids on expeditions and field trips. I hope I get that one. I would even get Fridays off. The second, however, is something that I have never hoped harder for. A brief job description:
- Arrive at hospital
- Smoke huge joint
- Chill for 24 hours
- Help decriminalize marijuana by taking tests
- Get $600
I do wonder if I would be able to provide my own entertainment for those 24 hours. Seriously, if I could get paid to blaze it up and write some songs while fighting the good fight? Oh, mama.
Ravi struck at 16:13
