Today was one of those days. Every couple months I seriously crave Hardee's. I usually go in and take down a whole Monster Burger, but not today. There is now something called the Philly Cheese Steak Thickburger. Think about that for a second... It's a huge burger, meat patty and all, including a bunch a cheesy steak. Not to mention, white goop that is probably mayonnaise. You want to know what it tasted like? There is only one way to describe it: It tasted like Hardee's. I noticed no beef, no steak, just Hardee's. It felt like Hardee's; squishy bun, soaked meat (both kinds, in the case), and sticky mayo.
There comes a point in every Hardee's sandwich where my mind and stomach start arguing. If I could, Tyler, I am going to use your One and Two style to illustrate this.

Mind: God, this is disgusting
Mind II: God, this is delicious
Stomach: I am still hungry
Mind: This is disgusting
Mind II This is so good
Stomach: The burger is gone! I'm still hungry!
Mind: Just give it a minute, stomach
Stomach: I'm still hu... Oh... Oh, ow...
Mind: That was stupid
Mind II: Yep
Stomach: Ow... Ow... Ow...
Mind: I want my five dollars back

I am glad I satisfied my urge for now. I am currently digesting pure evil. I will later shit 100% concentrated cruelty and malice.

Ravi struck at 20:29