Robby and Ryan find out that the movie, Idlewild, is pretty lame.

Robby burns his right index finger.  A lot.

Ryan throws water on a grease fire, chars wall, and burns himself.  

Robby cuts his left hand twice while preparing bagels.  

Ryan burns his hand again.

Robby's cold sore starts to really hurt.

What's going on here?

I think karma's got something really good in store for me.

I wouldn't mind being able to clone myself.  

I would start a band called "The Mamaliamorphs"

We (I) would totally draw a crowd.