Now that the Olympics are over and I have even less homework, I promise to be more productive. I told Noah I'd send him everything I have accomplished and I still have about five songs to record. I still have to throw something together for my dad's wedding in July. Also, I don't want to upset Sonny Jim. It sounded like he was pounding silverware while demanding a new song. If I can avoid being stabbed by getting music done, I mean to do so.

A tuner knob on my acoustic broke and I replaced it with a tuner from Pean Butt. My acoustic is no longer a pope. It is Frankenbutt.

Ravi struck at 22:34

Last night, much to my surprise, I discovered all of my progress on "Black Sails" had been erased from existence. I know how it happened, too. I tried to save it and my computer (the flamingest piece of horse shit I have ever come into contact with) fucked up and decided to just undo everything I had accomplished. So I have to start over and redo all the fucking tracks I had layed down.
Today I found that the toilet I invented yesterday completely defies the laws of physics and isn't even possible.

I lose.

Ravi struck at 08:35

I have just finished a song called Kings Of Old. It is quite an ambient little thing.

I am almost done with something I am, for now, calling Black Sails. This one finally incorporates the cello bow. Yee-fuckin-haw.

These past couple days have been occupied with organ tinkering. Putting effects on it is bitchin'. I will be conjuring up something with that in the near future.

Reliant K is not awesome.
At all.

Ravi struck at 21:20

An enormous thanks to Titfuck for the new blog template. I am truly grateful and satisfied with it.
I'm a fucking cartoon!!! It seems that I have a new Blogger ally. Just wait until Jizz Mopper Helicopter reunites. That blog will knock some socks off.

Ravi struck at 15:28

Three things:

1. For the "Back In Black" cover, I have decided to use the AC/DC voice. That voice is too absurd to not use.
2. I doubt I will post any of my metal covers, but if anyone wants them I'm sure I can just email the tracks. Tyler will probably be the only person that applies to.
3. I've got four new Sparks under construction.
   

Ravi struck at 16:26

While recording the vocals of my cover of "Back In Black" tonight I came to a standstill. I did both the stupid AC/DC voice and a heavily articulated normal singing voice. Both of these versions make me laugh, but for two different reasons. If I use the AC/DC voice, I am making fun of that ridiculous noise which that man produces and passes off as singing. If I use a heavily articulated normal voice, I am making fun of the stupid lyrics, which sound twice as stupid in a normal voice. I am completely torn between which shitty aspect of AC/DC to make fun of. I am going to need other input to solve this dilemma. I shall post what I have of both versions on Myspace sometime in the next few days, and I would like to know which you think is funnier. Give me feedback to help me make fun of AC/DC in the most comical way possible.

Ravi struck at 21:12

From now on, I will be posting some old and eventually all new creations on Myspace.com.
I am uploading some songs onto Myspace with my blasted dial-up as I write.

Today I finished a new version of The Tranquil State Of Yearning Earth (The last track of the Human Machine album). I wrote a completely new second half. This version is intended for actual live usage, as opposed to three guitar parts layered on top of one another, all of which I made up on the spot while recording it.

Stay tuned while I strike with my stone.

Ravi struck at 20:15