Thursday, March 06, 2008

Timmoneeee!

I had a really long, intense dream last night and I only remember the very end of it.  Get this:

An (I am estimating) eight-foot-tall retarded person wearing a shitty Optimus Prime costume won at something (I think) and pushed his eight-foot-tall retarded companion to the ground.  The Optimus Prime Gigantotard then jumped up with a triumphant fist in the air and yelled, "TIMMONEEEEE!" The whole scene was tinted a slight yellowish color.  Now that I think about it, this guy looked kind of like the giant burn victim dude from House of 1,000 Corpses and The Devils Rejects.  Tiny is his name, I think.  I don't know what "timmonee" means (tim-oh-knee), or how to spell it for that matter. There may very well be a silent "H."  Given the context, I ask Johnson Inc.: How would you define this phrase?

Ravi struck at 22:32

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A couple of suggestions for back-defining the gibberish word "timonee":

1. Semantic: The word timonee is spoken by a large retarded individual. It seems safe, as a first guess, to lump timonee in with the most common of retard utterances, i.e. "Timmy!". The added syllable in this case being an additional indicator of the utterer's diminished cap acity.

2. Etymological: The word timonee could be understood as being morphologically related to other english words bearing its roots. For the purpose of this inquiry, I will focus on the word "timor". In this case, we give the retarded individual credit for crafting a phrase whose power lies with its opposition to the obvious triumph that he is experiencing. Thus, "timonee" in this case is a cry of accomplish, as in: "I am not timid".

3. Bullshit: This guys loves the fucking lion king and winning makes him feel like riffing on the name of his favorite meerkat, Timon. Of course, it comes out in an enthusiastically diminished smear of English.

4. His name, Timothy; His excitement, high; his pronunciation, weak.

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