Monday, February 25, 2008
This is what you get... or not get, in my case
I just fell down in the freezing rain which not only caused me to drop my cigarette, but to bleed as well. I am a little irritated. That's four minor, yet painful, injuries in just over a week. What's your deal, karma? You had better deliver pretty soon...
Last night I was in the library and "The Dream Team" ran through silently waving a huge American flag. That was pretty funny, I guess... but it's not enough.
The other night I started working on a song that's going to make one want to take one's clothes off... maybe payment for recent events, but that seems kind of weak.
Seriously karma, you're slacking. You still haven't even payed me back for that time you dropped a frozen tree limb on me (not to mention the resulting medical bills). I believe that I deserve to be fellated... or at least float me a free tank of gas or something...