Sockey, you have kicked my ass once again. I had never bled or found grass in my mouth long after the end of the game. You even busted my glasses (Yeah, I know, I shouldn't have been wearing them) but that was easy to fix. I was privileged enough to be on the teams, "Big Black Willie," and, "Shoot Alice with a Dick Musket." Yes, despite my awkward falls and Cory taking unnecessary shots at me while I was not looking (Gee, who would have thought?), I still had a good time. Thanks, Sockey, I hope to see you again next year.

Ravi struck at 13:26