1. I bit into a cheddarwurst today and hot, sticky, yellow fluid shot into my hair and all over my face. Hot, right?
2. While working on a new song I decided to name the big black Dell, "Willy." You know, because it's big and black.
3. There may or may not be one more link to some hilarious porn. After that, I promise to not post links of that nature for at least awhile.
   

Ravi struck at 16:00