Tuesday, September 30, 2008
The pitch here it comes
Thursday, September 18, 2008
McCoy shows he's the real
I just took one of those dumps that stretches one's anus to its limits. It's the kind where you stand up, see it, and go, "Wow, no wonder that hurt." I expelled a 15 inch summer sausage in about four seconds. It was robust, too. Didn't even break on the way down. In the stall I saw a newspaper whose headline read, "McCoy shows he's the real." Come on, guys. The Summit wouldn't stoop that low.
A month-long blog absence and this is what you get. Sorry. I'm just your average student right now. I'll be awesome again eventually.