I am pretty sure I was watching porn (Sherlock Homie) when I turned 19. Sherlock Homie, as you may have already gathered, was black porn. I don't know about it really, but according to this movie, black dudes just can't produce a good money shot when it counts.

Ravi struck at 14:06

I have noticed that the more recent anti-marijuana commercials have changed their approach. When you smoke pot, you no longer fund terrorism, it is no longer bad for you, you simply become the most boring/comatose person in existence (sitting on a couch for eleven hours). The "sitting on Pete's couch for eleven hours" actually kind of angered me. Sitting on a couch for eleven hours?! I want to know where they got that information. My only reaction to that particular commercial is that they (Pete and co.) did it wrong. And there is that other one with the guy driving his stoned friends around. He basically says that they are vegetables. That's pretty harsh. These advertisements should just say, "Some people must really suck at getting high."

Ravi struck at 15:51

Forgive me for being crude, but I decided that the word, "Spangle," should be used in place of "Cum." Consider:

1. "I'm gonna spangle!"
2. "I'm spangling!"
3. "Spangle in my hair."
4. "O, say does that star spangled banner yet wave?"
   

Ravi struck at 00:37

For those of you who loved Bloodsuckers from Outer Space or Frankenhooker, you will love Flesh Eating mothers. Mothers are turned into flesh eating zombies through an STD spread by an adulterous man in the community. There is ample gore and plenty of one liners. You know I love it!

Ravi struck at 16:20

I love it when LEGOs do stuff. When I saw LEGO Star Wars, I thought it was the coolest thing I had ever seen. All I could say was, "They're LEGOs!" There are also LEGO Bible stories and I thought they were hilarious. And although these little plastic men are much better at it than I am, I love this, too...

Ravi struck at 23:04